I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Your cock deserves a montage
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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