S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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