What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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