So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Blood and glitter go together right?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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