Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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