Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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