weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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