If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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