Have you finally orgasmed yet?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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