what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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