i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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