As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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