I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Vodka?
Forever.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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