I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize
