Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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