i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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