Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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