Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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