Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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