Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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