whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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