their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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