You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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