I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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