ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Semen is not good for contacts.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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