grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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