You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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