I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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