Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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