Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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