$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
