So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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