i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
