I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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