I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
he was CRYING into my vagina
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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