She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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