Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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