quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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