dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I enjoy the company of your penis
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