I cockslap morals
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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