FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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