Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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