We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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