I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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