it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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