let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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