coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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