Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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