Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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