yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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