so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Acid is not a monday night drug
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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