But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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