What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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