we have pet lesbian snakes
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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