I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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