Christians are straight up FREAKS
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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