so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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