is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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