rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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