am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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