Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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