I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I would ride that face into the sunset
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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